If

If a picture paints a thousand words, then don't blog. Get off.

If I were 15 kg slimmer, ha I would run down the street in a bikini. Cool-ing.

If it wasn't raining this morning, I would have completed the long needed run at the reservior. Damn.

If Brad Pitt wants to marry me, I would get him to ditch Angelina Jolie. So that I can start an affair with her. Exciting.

If I didn't give in to temption and finished a whole of food, I could be 15 kg lighter. What...

If I wasn't a girl, I would work on having a 6 pecs. Ouch.

If Santa really exists, please bring me long overdue Christmas present. Yeah.

If I wasn't born a human, Let me be a raindrop.

If I have a brother, I will make him to pretend to be my boyfriend.

If mum didn't take me to a piano class, I would n't have realised my lack of ability to recognise musical notes.

Then again if I haven't realised my lack of ability to recognise musical notes, I would continue pretending that I am a musical genius.

If the sky wan't blue, I would love it to be yellow.